i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

Immortal wisest and fairest of all beings.


And mine are long and sharp, my lord, as long and sharp as yours.

Matt Bomer and Mark Ruffalo in Larry Kramer’s The Normal Heart


I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.