The whole way from Dorne, all anyone talked about was the monster that had been born to Tywin Lannister. A head twice the size of his body, a tail between his legs, claws, one red eye. The privates of both a girl and a boy.

When we met your sister she promised she would show you to us. Everyday we would ask. Every day she would say, “Soon.”

Then, she and your brother took us to your nursery, and… she unveiled the freak. Your head was a bit large, your arms and legs were a bit small, but no claw. No red eye. No tail between your legs. Just a tiny, pink cock. We didn’t try to hide our disappointment.

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Shay × Dawson
(season 2)

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Leigh Whannell + trademarks
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I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do.

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To infinity… and beyond.

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Dragons plant no trees. Remember that. Remember who you are, what you were made to be. Remember your words. “Fire and Blood,” Daenerys told the swaying grass.

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scrubs is the best show ever

i cant even talk about it 

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Move along, move along.

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House Week - Day 1
 → favorite male character: Robert Chase

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Anonymous: Um, you could recommend any other show that isn't white collar? It's little different from what people usually ask, but this show is ruining my life. I go all happy "yay, one day without thinking about it!" then "wait.. *whispers* neal and peter..." *sobs*


lmao well most of the shows i watch are rather painful but

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Science Bros: Then and Now

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